Fully Functional Friday - Where I Attempt to Be Regular Without Fiber

So, my other blog has Totally Random Thursdays where I endeavor to hope to guarantee at least one regular entry a week.  I try.

Damn my social life.

Either way, I felt that I should do the same for this blog, just so it doesn't get lonely or some crap like that. 

Welcome to the very first episode of Fully Functional Friday where I prove to you that this blog is indeed still fully functional (and anatomically correct).*

On with the show!

• Watch Super Husband play the demo for "Dante's Inferno".  I will try it this weekend.  Admittedly, my first thought was, "Didn't I see this fighting style in 'God of War'?"  That thought was quickly superseded by "Holy shitbunnies what kind of drugs were these designers and on and I want some!"  Okay, the engine doesn't look all that unique, but damn, this shit is pretty in a worst-nightmares-dreamed-up-by-a-human-wishing-to-be-a-demon kind of way.  I want to play to see just how far they take it.  Of course, this is what EA wants, but I will play gleefully in their hands!  Damn my twisted tendencies...
• However, that whole making a "book" to fit the game thing should mean that EA should have to carve its own circle of hell out of marble using a toothpick while at the mercy of a demon spawned by Satan's feces.  "Dante's Inferno" the book was written many years ago and this game has drawn aspects of his vision of hell from it to be a fully-formed horribly twisted game experience.  To want to print a book off of the game is a desperate bid for stupid people's money...  Wait...  Nevermind.  Carry on.
• Super Husband has one-uped me and actually played "Mass Effect".  He has also made sure we will be getting "Mass Effect 2" in the next week or so.  I will play the first while he oohs and aahs over the second.  I figure this gives me critiquing advantage and is not because I've been hopelessly addicted to "Runes of Magic" which is totally his fault.  Dammit.
• I am creating t-shirts.  You don't get to see them until I get a sense of how well they will be accepted when I go to the next con.  Heh.
• Speaking of cons, some ladies and I have a Plan for MidSouth Con.  Yes, it's totally sexist, but the cons are nothing if not not sexist in a completely acceptable, non-politically correct way.  (Girls get to dress as sluts; boys get to try to overstep boundaries; girls beat boys up.  Boys get to dress as sluts; girls get to overstep boundaries; most boys just revel in it and don't care.  Good times!)  There will be southern belle dresses, collars, leashes, alcohol, and a whole lot of mischief.  I love Cons!
• Just wait for Dragon Con.
• On Facebook, there was apparently a Fictional Character Week where you picked a fictional character that best represented you.  I didn't know how to best represent me.  I'm a zombie-fighting, explosion-loving, horror/fantasy/sci-fi/bad movie-watching, Halloween-obsessive gaming geek girl with a really twisted sense of humor and a rubber chicken.  Let's add a nice rack to that.  I have yet to find a fictional character that best describes that because reality is definitely funnier than fiction.  I am my own fictional character.
• Most geek boys don't believe I exist anyway.  I had met many in life and online.  The ones in life were intimidated; the ones online thought I was a guy pretending to be me.  Yeah, and this is why I'm with Super Husband who is a Geek with a capital G.  Sorry, boys, you had your chance.
• Okay, so, I saw the Lego Universe MMORPG trailer.  Looks cute and stuff, but am I the only one who thought I would only pay for it if I could fight Lego ninjas against Lego pirates?  Just sayin'.
• James Cameron is still a hack and should stay far the hell away from "Forbidden Planet"!

So, there you have it, a totally disjointed train-of-thought edition of Ye Olde Kumquat.  I know it just fulfilled your every whims.  Please, deposit used tissues in the trashcans, you pervs.




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*Serious brownie points to those who know what song I got this inspired post title from.  I might even find something to send to you.  Maybe.  Perhaps.  If you beg.  MWAH!