So, my other blog has Totally Random Thursdays where I endeavor to hope to guarantee at least one regular entry a week. I try.
Damn my social life.
Either way, I felt that I should do the same for this blog, just so it doesn't get lonely or some crap like that.
Welcome to the very first episode of Fully Functional Friday where I prove to you that this blog is indeed still fully functional (and anatomically correct).*
On with the show!
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*Serious brownie points to those who know what song I got this inspired post title from. I might even find something to send to you. Maybe. Perhaps. If you beg. MWAH!
Damn my social life.
Either way, I felt that I should do the same for this blog, just so it doesn't get lonely or some crap like that.
Welcome to the very first episode of Fully Functional Friday where I prove to you that this blog is indeed still fully functional (and anatomically correct).*
On with the show!
- Watch Super Husband play the demo for "Dante's Inferno". I will try it this weekend. Admittedly, my first thought was, "Didn't I see this fighting style in 'God of War'?" That thought was quickly superseded by "Holy shitbunnies what kind of drugs were these designers and on and I want some!" Okay, the engine doesn't look all that unique, but damn, this shit is pretty in a worst-nightmares-dreamed-up-by-a-human-wishing-to-be-a-demon kind of way. I want to play to see just how far they take it. Of course, this is what EA wants, but I will play gleefully in their hands! Damn my twisted tendencies...
- However, that whole making a "book" to fit the game thing should mean that EA should have to carve its own circle of hell out of marble using a toothpick while at the mercy of a demon spawned by Satan's feces. "Dante's Inferno" the book was written many years ago and this game has drawn aspects of his vision of hell from it to be a fully-formed horribly twisted game experience. To want to print a book off of the game is a desperate bid for stupid people's money... Wait... Nevermind. Carry on.
- Super Husband has one-uped me and actually played "Mass Effect". He has also made sure we will be getting "Mass Effect 2" in the next week or so. I will play the first while he oohs and aahs over the second. I figure this gives me critiquing advantage and is not because I've been hopelessly addicted to "Runes of Magic" which is totally his fault. Dammit.
- I am creating t-shirts. You don't get to see them until I get a sense of how well they will be accepted when I go to the next con. Heh.
- Speaking of cons, some ladies and I have a Plan for MidSouth Con. Yes, it's totally sexist, but the cons are nothing if not not sexist in a completely acceptable, non-politically correct way. (Girls get to dress as sluts; boys get to try to overstep boundaries; girls beat boys up. Boys get to dress as sluts; girls get to overstep boundaries; most boys just revel in it and don't care. Good times!) There will be southern belle dresses, collars, leashes, alcohol, and a whole lot of mischief. I love Cons!
- Just wait for Dragon Con.
- On Facebook, there was apparently a Fictional Character Week where you picked a fictional character that best represented you. I didn't know how to best represent me. I'm a zombie-fighting, explosion-loving, horror/fantasy/sci-fi/bad movie-watching, Halloween-obsessive gaming geek girl with a really twisted sense of humor and a rubber chicken. Let's add a nice rack to that. I have yet to find a fictional character that best describes that because reality is definitely funnier than fiction. I am my own fictional character.
- Most geek boys don't believe I exist anyway. I had met many in life and online. The ones in life were intimidated; the ones online thought I was a guy pretending to be me. Yeah, and this is why I'm with Super Husband who is a Geek with a capital G. Sorry, boys, you had your chance.
- Okay, so, I saw the Lego Universe MMORPG trailer. Looks cute and stuff, but am I the only one who thought I would only pay for it if I could fight Lego ninjas against Lego pirates? Just sayin'.
- James Cameron is still a hack and should stay far the hell away from "Forbidden Planet"!
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*Serious brownie points to those who know what song I got this inspired post title from. I might even find something to send to you. Maybe. Perhaps. If you beg. MWAH!

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